there’s nothing like the feeling of looking back through pages on your dashboard full of things you need to catch up on

laughing at reblogs, saving pictures, sympathizing with friends

and realizing that your dream about creating an anus!house wasn’t even a dream

oh god what was in that burger last night

SERIOUSLY I’M JUST LOOKING AT THIS ANUS!HOUSE POST

I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER TYPING HALF OF THAT

I’ll just. Feed the cats and take another nap now.

oh god what am i doing with my life it’s almost 4:30 in the morning stop me now

… Guys, this is Castiel’s vacation home in Dean’s ass. Since he lives there at least part-time.

It appears throughout the series, but apparently it isn’t mentioned very often on the Internet.

You can only see the surface part (the part that’s on Dean’s ass), but the lower floor, basement, collapsible ballroom, and indoor jacuzzi are located in the “underground” portion, which in this case refers to “inside Dean’s ass”.

Gravity works differently in that area so nothing ever falls over.

Sure, Dean is no longer allowed to sit down, but that makes up for all the times he made Castiel too uncomfortable to sit down. So it’s fair.

The screencaps are blurry, so it might be difficult to discern the details of the house itself.

This is a clearer shot of the house before it underwent the actual relocation to the backside of Dean Winchester.

It’s called “Chez Castiel”.

Almost everyone brought housewarming gifts when he moved in. Even Balthazar. He brought over an entire liquor store and a collection of embarrassing romantic comedies.

(Crowley wasn’t invited to the actual housewarming party, but his gifts are being sent one-by-one very discreetly through the Crossroads Postal Service whenever Dean is asleep.)

When I look back at this in the morning and die of mortification, remember me as I was.

Actually, remember me as I wasn’t, since it would defeat the purpose otherwise.

OKAY GUYS

PARTY AT THE ANUS!HOUSE

AND THEN GET OUT BECAUSE IT’S NOT YOUR PROPERTY

THE SCULPTED SLOPES OF MT. DEAN ARE VERY EXCLUSIVE

saroux:

insertfloppy:

Dean

hey Dean

… Dean

I am now considering a summer home in your ass

I hope that’s okay

#dean winchester keeps quality real estate in his pants #it’s a little awkward addressing letters to people who live there sometimes #hopefully most people will clear out when castiel moves in #neighbors don’t usually appreciate bright lights and smiting

Come over here and let me love on you proper, dammit. 

/coming right over immediately

/burning so much data

How much do you think property goes for in Dean’s pants? I wonder if Cas could even afford it on his negligible angel-salary.

He’d better get a special deal. He’d probably at least get a “lifesaver” discount.

… And maybe a “how dare you charge me actual money when I let you put that thing in my anus” discount.

Dean

hey Dean

… Dean

I am now considering a summer home in your ass

I hope that’s okay